Dear Man

Dear Man,

I know you don’t give two fucks about me other than what I can do for you, but the fact is: I’m a very sweet girl, and you know NOTHING about why I am single.

You can treat me like a dirty little whore behind closed doors, I might eventually submit to you…but it still remains that I’m a strong beautiful woman that deserves to be treated with respect, no matter what.

Yes. I was a completely heinous bitch this morning. Am I sorry? Perhaps. Am I going to apologize? No…because you don’t really care.

I tried to be nice when I woke you up. I let you sleep as long as I possibly could… Why? Because I’m a heinous bitch.

I came and MET you last night, to bring your drunk ass back to my house, so that you wouldn’t have to sleep alone… Why? Because I’m a heinous bitch.

I let you manhandle me (Yes. I fucking loved it.) knowing that I wasn’t going to get the fucking that I so badly wanted…so badly needed…that you fucking owe me. Why? Because I’m a heinous bitch.

I was a heinous bitch this morning because, for some reason, I will let you treat me like this over and over, knowing that you don’t really care, and that you SURE AS HELL don’t deserve MY submission.

So, mostly…I was mad at me…and I took it out on you…but, again, you don’t really care.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

Fuck you for pulling that shit and making this morning about you.

[Less] Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Cute UPS Man,

I have a yummy cupcake with your name on it. Wink wink.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

I pretty much want you...

...but then...I'm betting you know that...

Tease...

Looove,
Kimmie.

Deer Man

Dear Man,

I play it off coolly, I think....but trust me, in my head, I'm on my knees. ;)

It's so hot.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

I'd like to give you....the presidential treatment...

;)

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

It makes me so sad to see you so....oblivious...and I miss you, dreadfully. I got pretty down when I saw you pass by today... I hate that.

Please remember me.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

I'm worth the effort.

You should have figured that out by now.

You might...too late.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

I want to see your face. Soon.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

I felt that... But I commends you for not using it against me.

Looove,
Kimmie.

P.S. Lazy isn't so bad.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

Here....let me turn the other cheek...

...so you can slap it too.

Asshat.

[No]Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

You're dumb. You should take a chance. What's life without risks?

Try me.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

You are breaking the rules. Please don't hurt me.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man in the big truck,

Your exhaust fumes are exhausting me! Blegh!! Kill it!

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

I meant what I said... I always have.

I love you to pieces.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

I've had fun. I finally did something I've only fantasized about for years. I hope you get your life together...for your sake and the sake of those babies.

I hope I'm safe.

I'm done.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

I'd be glad to come help you "balance your drawers" a few afternoons a week! *giggle*

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

Dayum!

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

I'm finally getting into the book you recommended...and I can't even discuss it with you because you went and got yourself locked up... Now, what?

Get it together, man!!

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

I'm so glad I showed some restraint. It would not have been worth it.

Looove,
Kimmie.