Dear Bed,
I've been thinking about you. I'll be coming for you soon.
I only wish there was a cute boy to snuggle with...preferably of legal age...who smells really yummy...and has really nice strong arms to hold me tight.
...and maybe he could be rich and like to give me money? I can trade sexual favors! *giggle*
Oh well....I made you...I must to sleep in you...alone.
For now.
Looove [and see you soon!],
Kimmie.
5.11.2011
Dear Job
Dear Job,
Ugh...
That is all.
Looove,
Kimmie.
P.S. I can't believe I have been with you for 5 years! (So....obviously...that wasn't all.)
That is all.
Ugh...
That is all.
Looove,
Kimmie.
P.S. I can't believe I have been with you for 5 years! (So....obviously...that wasn't all.)
That is all.
5.10.2011
Dear Dumbass
Dear Dumbass,
Being rude (and a dumbass) will get you nowhere (but the bottom of the stack) fast.
Don't be a dick.
[Tough]Looove,
Kimmie.
Being rude (and a dumbass) will get you nowhere (but the bottom of the stack) fast.
Don't be a dick.
[Tough]Looove,
Kimmie.
Dear Mouth
Dear Mouth,
Apparently...there's a leak...as evidenced by the Eau de Vitamin Water I'm now wearing in my cleavage. I really appreciate that...thanks.
You should probably get that fixed.
Looove,
Kimmie.
Apparently...there's a leak...as evidenced by the Eau de Vitamin Water I'm now wearing in my cleavage. I really appreciate that...thanks.
You should probably get that fixed.
Looove,
Kimmie.
5.09.2011
Dear Boss
Dear Boss Lady,
I can't believe you told me to bite you! I'm appalled!
Actually...it was pretty damn funny! *giggle*
You're cool.
Looove,
Kimmie.
I can't believe you told me to bite you! I'm appalled!
Actually...it was pretty damn funny! *giggle*
You're cool.
Looove,
Kimmie.
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Dear Work
Dear Work,
I am DEFINATELY earning me keep these days. How about increasing my "keep"? No? You sure? That's kinda what I figured...
Dang it!
Looove,
Kimmie.
I am DEFINATELY earning me keep these days. How about increasing my "keep"? No? You sure? That's kinda what I figured...
Dang it!
Looove,
Kimmie.
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5.07.2011
Dear Everyone
Dear Everyone,
I can be a bitch...at times...and I've been told that it comes across quite nicely...without even having to try.
...Even the dumb ones have to pick up on it...(especially because we all know that they aren't as dumb--or innocent--as they like to pretend).
I just wanted to warn you all...because...sometimes I'm a nice girl. Some of you know that. Very well.
Looove,
Kimmie.
I can be a bitch...at times...and I've been told that it comes across quite nicely...without even having to try.
...Even the dumb ones have to pick up on it...(especially because we all know that they aren't as dumb--or innocent--as they like to pretend).
I just wanted to warn you all...because...sometimes I'm a nice girl. Some of you know that. Very well.
Looove,
Kimmie.
Dear Mother
Dear Mother Nature,
Shame on you! Again! No warning or anything?!?! I see you've been flexing your bitch muscles again...
Ugh...
[Very little]Looove,
Kimmie.
Shame on you! Again! No warning or anything?!?! I see you've been flexing your bitch muscles again...
Ugh...
[Very little]Looove,
Kimmie.
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Dear Mother
Dear Mother Nature,
Shame on you! Shame. On. You. It's not polite to threaten the lives & livelihood of all these people with the Mighty Mississippi. You are causing panick and stress.
While I'm not panicking or stressing at the moment, I'm trying to be prepared. Packing pictures, jewelry and other important belongings.
...I only hope nothing happens while I have a trunk full of sex toys...
Looove,
Kimmie.
Shame on you! Shame. On. You. It's not polite to threaten the lives & livelihood of all these people with the Mighty Mississippi. You are causing panick and stress.
While I'm not panicking or stressing at the moment, I'm trying to be prepared. Packing pictures, jewelry and other important belongings.
...I only hope nothing happens while I have a trunk full of sex toys...
Looove,
Kimmie.
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5.06.2011
Dear Woman
Dear Woman,
Your fake laugh is annoying...and fake. Everyone knows you're always a bitch...so there's no need to pretend.
Looove,
Kimmie.
Your fake laugh is annoying...and fake. Everyone knows you're always a bitch...so there's no need to pretend.
Looove,
Kimmie.
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Dear Boy
Dear Boy,
The fact that you were jealous means something...I'm not sure what, exactly, but it does
Just something to think about. God knows that I can't stop thinking about it.
FML.
Looove,
Kimmie.
The fact that you were jealous means something...I'm not sure what, exactly, but it does
Just something to think about. God knows that I can't stop thinking about it.
FML.
Looove,
Kimmie.
5.05.2011
Dear Sir
Dear Sir,
You really shouldn't talk to me like that. It's terribly inappropriate...not to mention there's that girlfriend. She probably wouldn't like either of us very much if she knew what you were saying to me. Tsk tsk....
Looove,
Kimmie.
You really shouldn't talk to me like that. It's terribly inappropriate...not to mention there's that girlfriend. She probably wouldn't like either of us very much if she knew what you were saying to me. Tsk tsk....
Looove,
Kimmie.
5.04.2011
Dear Man
Dear Werewolf Man,
Why don't you think I'm dead, yet?! Stop texting me!
Oy.
[No]Looove,
Kimmie.
Why don't you think I'm dead, yet?! Stop texting me!
Oy.
[No]Looove,
Kimmie.
5.03.2011
Dear Boy
Dear Boy,
It's a shame you had a pang of conscience...again.
That is all.
Looove,
Kimmie.
It's a shame you had a pang of conscience...again.
That is all.
Looove,
Kimmie.
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Dear Sir
Dear Sir,
It is SO cold in this house! I wish you were here to keep me warm...but since that can't happen, I'll just let my imagination warm me. *giggle*
Looove,
Kimmie.
It is SO cold in this house! I wish you were here to keep me warm...but since that can't happen, I'll just let my imagination warm me. *giggle*
Looove,
Kimmie.
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5.02.2011
Dear Boy
Dear Boy,
You are too cute! I will never live down the fact that I gave the cute boy too much money... At least you're honest and are bringing it back. Good boy.
Looove,
Kimmie
You are too cute! I will never live down the fact that I gave the cute boy too much money... At least you're honest and are bringing it back. Good boy.
Looove,
Kimmie
Dear Whomever
Dear Whomever,
"Gently used" was probably the wrong terminology... I sincerely hope you don't have a bandwidth limit... If you do, perhaps you should consider securing that wireless network.
Thanks, though!
Looove,
Kimmie [and her music collection!].
"Gently used" was probably the wrong terminology... I sincerely hope you don't have a bandwidth limit... If you do, perhaps you should consider securing that wireless network.
Thanks, though!
Looove,
Kimmie [and her music collection!].
Dear River
Dear River,
Keep on movin'. Worrying about you won't do anything to better the situation, but if you'll just keep moving, I think we'll be fine.
No dilly-dally-ing!!
Looove,
Kimmie.
Keep on movin'. Worrying about you won't do anything to better the situation, but if you'll just keep moving, I think we'll be fine.
No dilly-dally-ing!!
Looove,
Kimmie.
5.01.2011
Dear Marine
Dear Marine,
I tend to have very dirty thoughts about you. I hope you're okay with that. ;)
Looove,
Kimmie.
I tend to have very dirty thoughts about you. I hope you're okay with that. ;)
Looove,
Kimmie.
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