Dear Girl

Dear Girl,

You're trying too fucking hard. You look desperate.

Even worse, he thinks its fun....but it's going no where.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Deer Man

Dear Man,

I play it off coolly, I think....but trust me, in my head, I'm on my knees. ;)

It's so hot.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

I'd like to give you....the presidential treatment...

;)

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Guy

Dear Guy,

It's ridiculous how much I miss you. I want to see that crazy mop of hair, and hear your voice. I met someone the other day, and his personality reminds me so much of you, it's crazy.

I hope you're well...

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Girl

Dear Girl,

It's petty and childish that it bothers me so much, but it's a sense of betrayal. Also, the fact that you haven't mentioned it speaks volumes. Man up.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

It makes me so sad to see you so....oblivious...and I miss you, dreadfully. I got pretty down when I saw you pass by today... I hate that.

Please remember me.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Guy

Dear Guy,

Are you...flirting... with me?

I kinda like it...

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Guys

Dear Guys,

Just because I HAVE a vagina doesn't mean you have to use it.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

I'm worth the effort.

You should have figured that out by now.

You might...too late.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear People

Dear People,

Go away. I'm trying to paint my nails!\

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

I want to see your face. Soon.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Girl

Dear Library Girl,

I will cut you.

Paper cut you.

That shit hurts.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

I felt that... But I commends you for not using it against me.

Looove,
Kimmie.

P.S. Lazy isn't so bad.

Dear Girl

Dear Girl,

Are you...finally growing a set?! I'm kind of proud of you.

...kind of...

Now if you'll have a little respect for yourself and walk away, I'll give you a standing ovation.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

Here....let me turn the other cheek...

...so you can slap it too.

Asshat.

[No]Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Woman

Dear Woman,

Really? Did you just attempt to "tattle" on me when you were so obviously in the wrong?

Wow... Grow up.

I'm the boss, here.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

You're dumb. You should take a chance. What's life without risks?

Try me.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

You are breaking the rules. Please don't hurt me.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Men

Dear Men,

You two are kinda my favorites.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man in the big truck,

Your exhaust fumes are exhausting me! Blegh!! Kill it!

Looove,
Kimmie.