Dear Boy

Dear Boy,

You're so cute, I could just punch you in the face!

Looove,
Kimmie.

P.S. You might not be "Dear Boy" from here on out....maybe only on special occasions... You are technically a grown up now. :)

Dear Kimmie

Dear Kimmie,

To quote a sappy country song... "Life ain't always beautiful, but it's a beautiful ride."

Dry your eyes. Stand up straight. Hold your head high.

Your heart still beats. Your lips still smile. Things are not as bad as they seem.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

It really sucks that something, as good as what we had, ended as badly as it did. They say that first impressions are the most important, but it's the final one that sticks...

This really sucks.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Cousin

Dear Cousin,

You're the best! Thank you for bringing me yummy lunch today! (I knew there was a reason I loved you! Hahahah!!!! Kiddinggggg!!)

But really, thank you!

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Woman

Dear Woman,

Let's not beat around the bush. I don't like you. You are snooty.

Also, either you suck at "fitting" or your company sucks at making uniforms. See if you can get me the right size this time, okay?

[No]Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

I would most likely not get tired of you. I'm not sure exactly in what way you think I would tire of you, but I can assure you...I would gladly sex you every day...more than once, if you wanted.

Looove,
Kimmie.

P.S.  If that is not what you meant...then, you'd likely tire of me first.

Dear Kimmie

Dear Kimmie,

Suck it up and go. You know you need to.

[Tough]Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Throat

Dear Throat,

Why must you hurt me so badly? I've been so good to you, yet you ache so much I can hardly breathe... Swallowing is a necessary part of life...please don't be so angry.

[Very little]Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Girl

Dear Girl,

I'm sorry if I came across as rude today... I didn't intend to. You are talented and adorable and I'd like to put you in my pocket and keep you, sometimes... but I'm completely awkward around people that I don't know very well.  Though I've known you for a while... I haven't been around you much, and it's still a bit of shock when I realize just how short you are. I don't feel tall around many people... heh..

Anywho...I'm sorry if I came across as a mean girl...I'm really nice.  I swear!

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Skeeto

Dear Skeeto,

Stop biting me! I realize that I'm yummy-licious, but you make me itch!

...and that's not polite...at all...

Hmph!

[No]Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

I'm pretty sure this makes nothing off-limits for us. Well... almost nothing...

Looove,
Kimmie.

P.S. Please stop stressing. I don't think it's weird that you like to watch me make cupcakes... I rather prefer it that way. I know you love them. :)

Dear Man

Dear Man,

A good-smelling man is my strongest weakness... Ughhhhhh!!!!!

I want to lick you.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Kindle

Dear Kindle,

I'm so bummed that I left you at home today. Today...of all days... I'm finally caught up with all of my work for the first time in ages...and I have nothing to do to fill my idle time.

Next time, you hop in my purse before I leave. Kthxbai!

Looove,
Kimmie

Dear Mr.

Dear Mr.

You're fun...and cute...and I'm thinking about making you cupcakes... Right. Now.

:)

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Shoe

Dear Little Red Shoe Tape Dispenser,

You make me happy... I need happy today.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Friday

Dear Friday,

I'm so glad you are here...Don't run off so soon and take the weekend with you.  I need a break.

Just a tiny one...

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Kimmie

Dear Kimmie,

Stop being a dumb girl with dumb girl feelings. Get your shit together.

That is all.

[Tough]Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Girl

Dear Little Girl,

I love you. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Sometimes, I think you must be my soul child. You remind me so much of me when I was your age. I can't help but smile and shake my head. Sometimes, I wish you were my real child so that I could jerk a knot in your head and say, "Hey! Straighten up!"

I love you. I hope you are doing okay. I hope you get things worked out. I wish there was a way I could afford to come down and spend the day with you doing fun girl things. Cheer you up, somehow.

Please take care of yourself. Chin up. You are gorgeous, and you are loved.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Boy

Dear Boy,

You seem testy lately...and restless...like a caged animal or something. What's up with that? I worry about you, you know.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Body

Dear Body,

Please don't fall apart on me.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

I can't wait to make you cupcakes!

Looove,
Kimmie

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Dear Woman

Dear Woman,

I'm all about respecting my elders and what-not, but stay the fuck out of my business.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Bitches

Dear Dumb Bitches,

I hope you enjoy the time you have, right now, to volunteer or not. Before too much longer, it won't be a volunteer basis, and you'll have to do it every week. :)

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

I'd rather like to hang out with you for a while...when I get well... Perhaps you could come over, if my parents would just leave...so you could play my piano. Yes...a real piano. =P Then...maybe grilled cheese at 3:30 in the morning? I've had a hankering...and that's really the best time of day for it.

Yes? No? Yes?

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Checkbook

Dear Checkbook,

Where are you? Come back! It's not like there's any money for you to spend, but I need you just the same.  Oy.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear People

Dear People,

I'm not ignoring you. I just can't hear you. I'm pretty sure my eardrums are swollen up to the size of golf balls.

Then again...in some instances...I probably am ignoring you.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Blogger

Dear  Blogger,

The new layout confuzzes me... O.o

Looove [I think...],
Kimmie.

Dear Death

Dear Death,

Please come quickly. I'm tired of feeling like a sword is being shoved down my throat and into my chest.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Officer

Dear Officer,

Nice blinker.

Looove,
Kimmie.

P.S. That was sarcasm. You would have stopped me for doing the same thing. Moron.

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Dear Girl

Dear Girl,

If you are uncomfortable with how short your skirt is...perhaps it needs to be a little longer...

Looove,
Kimmie.

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Dear Pilot

Dear Pilot,

More gas pumps, please.

Looove,
Kimmie.

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Dear Man

Dear Man,

I'd really like to sex you. Right now. That is all.

Looove,
Kimmie.

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Dear Woman

Dear Woman,

Are you even wearing pants? If so, they need to be longer.

Looove,
Kimmie.

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Dear Woman

Dear Woman,

I can see yer panties.

Looove,
Kimmie.

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Dear Man

Dear Man,

I am so sorry. That seems inadequate. I feel like I'm this tall...  For this time, though, I have to go with my gut feeling...and something is telling me "No."

I hope you can forgive me for this.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Marine

Dear Marine,

Sometimes, you think too much...kinda like a woman. Haha!

Relax!

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Kimmie

Dear Kimmie,

That was a bit irresponsible... You know better...

Tsk Tsk.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Sister

Dear Sister,

You're the best!

Looove,
Kimmie.

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Dear Man

Dear Man(child),

Please don't do this. Don't make a bigger fool of yourself than you already are...

Not. Gonna. Happen.

Looove,
Kimmie.

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