Dear Friend,
I hate to say this, but I think you are cheating somehow at "Words with Friends". I find myself wondering how you could possibly know some of these words. Seriously.
Plus, when I try to look up some of them in the dictionary app on my phone...they don't exist.
Tell me why you can play words like that, but I can't play words that I know for a fact are real words.
Hmph. Frustration.
Still...
Looove,
Kimmie.
2.27.2011
Dear Artist
Dear Jean-Michel Basquiat,
I'm sad that you lost your life at such a young age. I wish I could have known you. You were an amazing artist and you seemed like such an amazing person.
Having watched The Radient Child today, I feel certain I would have fallen in love with you just like your friend Andy Warhol...except totally not in a homosexual way.
In watching your interview, I found myself almost sad that you didn't have more to say. Even your voice had me captivated. I feel like a love-sick puppy.
Looove,
Kimmie.
I'm sad that you lost your life at such a young age. I wish I could have known you. You were an amazing artist and you seemed like such an amazing person.
Having watched The Radient Child today, I feel certain I would have fallen in love with you just like your friend Andy Warhol...except totally not in a homosexual way.
In watching your interview, I found myself almost sad that you didn't have more to say. Even your voice had me captivated. I feel like a love-sick puppy.
Looove,
Kimmie.
Dear Words
Dear Words with Friends,
I'm completely addicted to you. I think I've only won 2 whole games, but I'm still addicted. And I think it's much healthier to waste time playing word games instead of Facebook stalking.
F'reals.
Looove,
Kimmie.
I'm completely addicted to you. I think I've only won 2 whole games, but I'm still addicted. And I think it's much healthier to waste time playing word games instead of Facebook stalking.
F'reals.
Looove,
Kimmie.
Dear Waiter
Dear Waiter,
I must start off by saying, "You do not look like an 'Edmundo'...I dunno...that's just not what I thought your name would be. Maybe something like, 'Sal' or something..."
You always impress me by not writing down our orders. Tonight...there were a bunch of us, so I don't blame you for writing them down this time. I still gave you a hella good tip, yo!
I signed that receipt for $120 and gave you a $25 tip! Only, I wish I had remembered to bring cash...because I totes don't think it's fair when you have to share with slacker waiters.
You're still my homie!
Looove,
Kimmie.
I must start off by saying, "You do not look like an 'Edmundo'...I dunno...that's just not what I thought your name would be. Maybe something like, 'Sal' or something..."
You always impress me by not writing down our orders. Tonight...there were a bunch of us, so I don't blame you for writing them down this time. I still gave you a hella good tip, yo!
I signed that receipt for $120 and gave you a $25 tip! Only, I wish I had remembered to bring cash...because I totes don't think it's fair when you have to share with slacker waiters.
You're still my homie!
Looove,
Kimmie.
2.24.2011
Dear Lush
Dear Lush,
Hello, again. It appears as though I might have jumped the gun a little. I got my package in yesterday. It was quite full of the stuff that little girl dream baths are made of.
Please forgive my haste in being disappointed in you. I love you like whoa.
Looove,
Kimmie.
Hello, again. It appears as though I might have jumped the gun a little. I got my package in yesterday. It was quite full of the stuff that little girl dream baths are made of.
Please forgive my haste in being disappointed in you. I love you like whoa.
Looove,
Kimmie.
2.22.2011
Dear Lush
Dear Lush,
What was the point of my paying for 2 day shipping? I placed my order on Thursday...it's Monday, and nothing has changed. I'm disappointed in you.
Looove,
Kimmie.
What was the point of my paying for 2 day shipping? I placed my order on Thursday...it's Monday, and nothing has changed. I'm disappointed in you.
Looove,
Kimmie.
2.20.2011
Dear Boy
Dear Boy with the Sexy Eyes,
I'm so attracted to you... intellectually as well as sexually. The chemistry between us is crazy. Last night when you walked up behind me to help me get the door locked, it was a little hard to breathe. I'm betting you felt it too, or at least knew what you were doing to me. The only thing that saved you from me is the fact that I'm bleeding to death.
I laid in bed, across the room from you, thinking about that feeling of our being so close together. I wish I had had the balls to turn around and kiss you. Right there. In the kitchen...
...even though she was asleep in your bed.
Looove,
Kimmie.
I'm so attracted to you... intellectually as well as sexually. The chemistry between us is crazy. Last night when you walked up behind me to help me get the door locked, it was a little hard to breathe. I'm betting you felt it too, or at least knew what you were doing to me. The only thing that saved you from me is the fact that I'm bleeding to death.
I laid in bed, across the room from you, thinking about that feeling of our being so close together. I wish I had had the balls to turn around and kiss you. Right there. In the kitchen...
...even though she was asleep in your bed.
Looove,
Kimmie.
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2.16.2011
Dear Body
Dear Body,
I don't know what you call yourself doing, but I'm sick of this shit. Literally. I'm tired of the aches and pains and I just want to feel normal...not that I'm sure I know what "normal" even feels like.
The only good thing that comes from being sick and missing work is daytime television. I wish I had DVR so that I could record every episode of The Talk. Those ladies are flippin' huhlarious!
Get your act together, though...aight?
Looove,
Kimmie.
I don't know what you call yourself doing, but I'm sick of this shit. Literally. I'm tired of the aches and pains and I just want to feel normal...not that I'm sure I know what "normal" even feels like.
The only good thing that comes from being sick and missing work is daytime television. I wish I had DVR so that I could record every episode of The Talk. Those ladies are flippin' huhlarious!
Get your act together, though...aight?
Looove,
Kimmie.
2.15.2011
Dear Idiot
Dear Idiot Customers,
Why must you dance on my nerves first thing in the morning? Especially after I didn't sleep worth a damn last night. I realize that is not your fault I couldn't sleep, but it's not my fault that you're an idiot and want to spoil your kids & nephews (who, mind you, are 31 years old) and not make them take any responsibility for life. Don't call me, rushing me to put money in your account if you haven't even signed the loan papers. If you think I'm going to do that, you are more stupid than I imagined.
People like you are the reason there is so much shit in the world. Yes...I truly believe that.
Ugh...
*through clenched teeth*
Looove,
Kimmie.
Why must you dance on my nerves first thing in the morning? Especially after I didn't sleep worth a damn last night. I realize that is not your fault I couldn't sleep, but it's not my fault that you're an idiot and want to spoil your kids & nephews (who, mind you, are 31 years old) and not make them take any responsibility for life. Don't call me, rushing me to put money in your account if you haven't even signed the loan papers. If you think I'm going to do that, you are more stupid than I imagined.
People like you are the reason there is so much shit in the world. Yes...I truly believe that.
Ugh...
*through clenched teeth*
Looove,
Kimmie.
2.14.2011
Dear Zune
Dear Zune,
Really? Are you just trying to be a smartass today? I realize that it's Valentine's Day, but it's really not necessary that you play the sappiest love songs you can find.
Looove,
Kimmie.
P.S. You should really work on your "shuffle" feature. I'm just sayin'.
Really? Are you just trying to be a smartass today? I realize that it's Valentine's Day, but it's really not necessary that you play the sappiest love songs you can find.
Looove,
Kimmie.
P.S. You should really work on your "shuffle" feature. I'm just sayin'.
Dear Man
Dear Man,
I think I owe you a blowjob. That's super classy, right? When would you like to collect?
Looove,
Kimmie.
I think I owe you a blowjob. That's super classy, right? When would you like to collect?
Looove,
Kimmie.
2.13.2011
Dear Coyotes
Dear Coyotes,
Hush, now. I'm trying to go to sleep. Stop all that hollering!
Looove,
Kimmie.
Hush, now. I'm trying to go to sleep. Stop all that hollering!
Looove,
Kimmie.
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Dear World
Dear World,
Sometimes, I just want to say what I feel...but if I said it out loud...feelings might get hurt, cheeks might blush, hearts might race, people might get in trouble (most likely me), you might fall apart.
That being said, I shall always be honest with you here, in my letters. You can count on that!
Looove,
Kimmie.
Sometimes, I just want to say what I feel...but if I said it out loud...feelings might get hurt, cheeks might blush, hearts might race, people might get in trouble (most likely me), you might fall apart.
That being said, I shall always be honest with you here, in my letters. You can count on that!
Looove,
Kimmie.
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