P.S.

P.S.

I know that my ex husband sent you a picture of his dick. He said you liked it.

Dear Girl

Dear Girl,

I don't understand why you stay with him. You know he cheats on you. You have other guys paying you attention. "Man up."

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Other Man,

Open your eyes and realize that I'm the kind of girl you are saying doesn't exist.

If you weren't so hung up on yourself, you'd probably realize that we do exist and that we are waiting for someone to notice.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

Who do you think you are? Hugh Fucking Hefner? I think not.

Looove,
Kimmie.

P.S.

P.S.

I think it's pretty childish when you break up with someone by changing your relationship status on FB. I mean...really?!

Dear People

Dear People,

Grow the fuck up already!

Stop using social media to air your dirty laundry!

Address your problems at home!

Fuck!

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

I'm pretty sure you just want to get in my pants because I'm a "young hot ass girl"...sadly...I'm okay with that....

Even though, I'm pretty sure you have me confused with someone else...I dunno...

Whatever... I'm down if you're down.

Looove,
Kimmie.

P.S.

P.S.

You need to grow some balls.

Dear Boy

Dear Boy,

I seem to recall you saying it should have never happened... Can you explain to me, then, why it keeps happening?

I'm just wondering.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

Those kids are so CUTE! I could just punch them in the faces!

...but I won't.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Girl

Dear Girl,

Stop bitching about e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g!

Looove,
Kimmie.

P.S.

P.S.

I love how sweet you are to me when no one else is around. I wish it was real life.

Dear Boy

Dear Boy,

I hate that I can't hate you at all....and you know it...and you use it against me.

Looove[anyway],
Kimmie.

Dear Bitch

Dear Bitch,

Don't catch an attitude with me because I asked you kindly for some honey mustard dipping sauce for my popcorn chicken. It's in your job description...and if you didn't want to bring it to me, you shouldn't have asked if I needed it. I'm just saying...

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Wolf-Man,

I hope you still think I'm dead... Karma almost caught up with me... But I should be safe once more.

[No]Looove[for you creepy stalker guy],
Kimmie.

Dear People

Dear Rude People at Sonic,

Please turn off your headlights so as not to blind other patrons.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Carhop

Dear Carhop,

I adore your colorful Mohawk!

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Guy

Dear Guy,

You're a horrible liar.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Squatters

Dear Squatters,

That's disgusting!

Ewwww!
Kimmie.

Dear Creep

Dear Creepy Guy,

I'd really appreciate it if you wouldn't smack gum in my window.

Also...if you wouldn't smell bad when you come to the bank...

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

I should make you a birthday cupcake...

...or more than one... *giggle*

Looove,
Kimmie.

P.S.

P.S.

I remember so much... I don't regret anything...but sometimes I wish I could forget the way you ran your fingers through my hair.

Dear Girl

Dear "Girl",

I love you, but I think you need to grow up...

[Tough] Looove,
Kimmie

Dear Camera

Dear Camera,

We need to go on a trip, you and I.  It will be huge amounts of fun. Let's make a playlist.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

Rawr.

That is all.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Guy

Dear Guy,

I need some you time... I'm so bored!

Let's hang out!

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Boy

Dear Boy,

I don't like you. I tolerate you. I hope you understand this.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Boy

Dear Boy (but not the boy of "Looove, Kimmie" fame...)

Get over yourself. Stop whining and carrying on like a teenage girl. You are not alone. Plenty of people like you...just not three ones you want to. You know what? It's not the end of the world.

Looove,
Kimmie.

P.S. Your pity party is not an excuse for you to be a douche bag.