Dear Girl

Dear Girl,

Are you...finally growing a set?! I'm kind of proud of you.

...kind of...

Now if you'll have a little respect for yourself and walk away, I'll give you a standing ovation.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

Here....let me turn the other cheek...

...so you can slap it too.

Asshat.

[No]Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Woman

Dear Woman,

Really? Did you just attempt to "tattle" on me when you were so obviously in the wrong?

Wow... Grow up.

I'm the boss, here.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

You're dumb. You should take a chance. What's life without risks?

Try me.

Looove,
Kimmie.