Dear Guys

Dear Guys,

I get so tired of hearing you complain about there are no decent women out there....or that they are all attracted to the immature douchebags.  Ever stop to think that you are looking in the wrong places, or for the wrong women?

Let me take a moment to introduce myself...

Hi. I'm Kimmie. I'm most comfortable in my jeans, tshirt, and worn out Chuck Taylors. I'm a huge flirt, but it comes naturally...most of the time, I don't even realize I'm doing it, unless someone points it out to me. I like to go out every now and then, but I'd take a night in, cuddled up on the couch, watching movies, over going out, always. I'm socially awkward. I laugh too loud. My hair is a mess. I rarely wear makeup. I care too much. I love fully. I may not fit your idea of pretty, but I'm beautiful.

If you are the kind of guy that judges a girl from the outside, you know what? You'll keep finding the wrong ones...

Just sayin'.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

The more I think about it, the more I realize that either you are a douche or you are just as much a dumbass as your friend, there...

Whatever...I don't have time for you.

I said, "G'day!"

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

I would settle for your regret and jealousy...

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Dumbass

Dear Dumbass,

Go ahead and laugh... You. Have. No. Idea.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear You

Dear You,

I hope things are okay.

I hope we aren't just going to drift apart like every time before.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

After some reflection, this morning, it's clear that you were as much of a "love-sick dork" as I was...

It wasn't all my fault... You need to use another excuse for your cowardess.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Lady

Dear Lady,

Wearing boots with your capris does not make them winter appropriate...

You're doing it wrong.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Sir

Dear Sir,

You are incredibly naughty...and last night was terribly..."entertaining"... I can't wait for more. ;)

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Waitress

Dear Waitress,

You should really learn not to make inappropriate and rude remarks to customers when you work for tips.

Bitch.

Looove,
Kimmie.