Dear Friend,
Happy 30th Birthday, tomorrow!
I wish that we were as close as we once were, and that there was a way to celebrate it with you, but it's become painfully obvious that we are two completely different people who were just in the same place at the same time. Sometimes, I still miss you.
I hope you have an awesome day filled with friends, fun, and maybe a little booze. ;)
Looove,
Kimmie.
3.31.2011
Dear Sir
Dear Sir,
Thank you for making my ride look all shiny and nice!
Looove,
Kimmie.
P. S. You're cute. ;p
Thank you for making my ride look all shiny and nice!
Looove,
Kimmie.
P. S. You're cute. ;p
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3.30.2011
Dear Males
Dear Males,
Why are you so stupid over the vajay? Is it really worth all that misery?
[I don't understand, but...]Looove,
Kimmie.
Why are you so stupid over the vajay? Is it really worth all that misery?
[I don't understand, but...]Looove,
Kimmie.
Dear Car
Dear New Car,
I really love you, and I'm sorry that you had to sit out in the rain, thunder, & lightening last night. I hope you weren't too scared! I need to build you a shelter...only, I haven't any monies left. Oy.
Looove,
Kimmie.
I really love you, and I'm sorry that you had to sit out in the rain, thunder, & lightening last night. I hope you weren't too scared! I need to build you a shelter...only, I haven't any monies left. Oy.
Looove,
Kimmie.
3.29.2011
Dear Moron
Dear Moron,
You remember that car that you said I just wouldn't get for the price I wanted? I drove it home, today...courtesy of Atwood Chevrolet.
Blah-dow!
Looove,
Kimmie.
You remember that car that you said I just wouldn't get for the price I wanted? I drove it home, today...courtesy of Atwood Chevrolet.
Blah-dow!
Looove,
Kimmie.
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Dear Weather
Dear Weather,
Please, please, please! Do NOT hail on my new car!
Looove,
Kimmie.
Please, please, please! Do NOT hail on my new car!
Looove,
Kimmie.
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Dear Kimmie
Dear Kimmie,
You really need to start waking up on time. You were doing so good for a couple of weeks. You even managed to get to work before 8...a couple of times.
You set the alarm for a reason and it's not to see how close you can get to the snooze button with your eyes closed.
Looove,
Kimmie.
P. S. Wonder if we can disable the snooze feature...
You really need to start waking up on time. You were doing so good for a couple of weeks. You even managed to get to work before 8...a couple of times.
You set the alarm for a reason and it's not to see how close you can get to the snooze button with your eyes closed.
Looove,
Kimmie.
P. S. Wonder if we can disable the snooze feature...
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3.28.2011
Dear Genius
Dear Musical Genius,
I love your music. It is always awesome and makes me smile when I hear it come on while my Zune is on shuffle. Your lyrics...sometimes, they are funny and I can't stop giggling, and other times, they move me to the core.
One of the two songs, that have the ability to stop me still in whatever I'm doing, is yours. I think it's a pretty high honor to keep the company of Leonard Cohen. ("Hallelujah" is the other.) When I hear the opening chords of "Restless Soul" (of course, the old one that I was going to sing with you), I turn up the music and close my eyes.
...It's a good thing I don't have that one a cd in my car.
Keep bringin' tha tunes!
Looove[Always],
Kimmie.
I love your music. It is always awesome and makes me smile when I hear it come on while my Zune is on shuffle. Your lyrics...sometimes, they are funny and I can't stop giggling, and other times, they move me to the core.
One of the two songs, that have the ability to stop me still in whatever I'm doing, is yours. I think it's a pretty high honor to keep the company of Leonard Cohen. ("Hallelujah" is the other.) When I hear the opening chords of "Restless Soul" (of course, the old one that I was going to sing with you), I turn up the music and close my eyes.
...It's a good thing I don't have that one a cd in my car.
Keep bringin' tha tunes!
Looove[Always],
Kimmie.
Dear Dealer
Dear Car Dealer,
Let's both have a moment of honesty, here. You know as well as I do, that someone, somewhere along the way, got screwed 12 ways from Sunday and it would make up for any money that you would lose by coming down off the price by $1,000 dollars. Don't tell me you've done all you can. That's a lie.
If you want to just continue to let the car sit there, and you pay interest on it...go right ahead. You have a few more days before the end of the month, and I change my mind completely on that type of car (and therefore your dealership because you don't have the other car I'm looking at.).
It's all on you, Homie!
Looove[but not as much if I had that car...],
Kimmie.
Let's both have a moment of honesty, here. You know as well as I do, that someone, somewhere along the way, got screwed 12 ways from Sunday and it would make up for any money that you would lose by coming down off the price by $1,000 dollars. Don't tell me you've done all you can. That's a lie.
If you want to just continue to let the car sit there, and you pay interest on it...go right ahead. You have a few more days before the end of the month, and I change my mind completely on that type of car (and therefore your dealership because you don't have the other car I'm looking at.).
It's all on you, Homie!
Looove[but not as much if I had that car...],
Kimmie.
Dear Man
Dear Werewolf Man,
Why are you trying to contact me? We haven't spoken in months. I can't even remember your real name because I took your number out of my phone. The only way I figured out for sure that it was you was because I checked my archived messages and found your number.
You seem like a nice guy, but truthfully, you weird me out...and you are extremely hairy. I hope life is treating you okay, but please lose my number and forget me.
[No]Looove,
Kimmie.
Why are you trying to contact me? We haven't spoken in months. I can't even remember your real name because I took your number out of my phone. The only way I figured out for sure that it was you was because I checked my archived messages and found your number.
You seem like a nice guy, but truthfully, you weird me out...and you are extremely hairy. I hope life is treating you okay, but please lose my number and forget me.
[No]Looove,
Kimmie.
Dear Deprivation
Dear Deprivation,
For the most part, you really frustrate me...but I must say. I write really well with you around...Even if it does take me a long time because distraction gets in the way.
Heh!
Looove,
Kimmie.
For the most part, you really frustrate me...but I must say. I write really well with you around...Even if it does take me a long time because distraction gets in the way.
Heh!
Looove,
Kimmie.
Dear Boy
Dear Boy,
I had quite the dream about you last night. I'd like to tell you about it...but I probably should just keep it to myself, along with all these waking thoughts I have...
We could have so much fun...
Looove,
Kimmie.
I had quite the dream about you last night. I'd like to tell you about it...but I probably should just keep it to myself, along with all these waking thoughts I have...
We could have so much fun...
Looove,
Kimmie.
Dear Monday
Dear Monday,
You suck. I mean...wait...that's not fair of me. You got that bad end of the deal because 99% of the time, you are the first day back at work after a few days off. That's no fun.
...and on this day, I'm sunburnt and it hurts to wear a shirt, not to mention a bra. So you're going to be extra miserable today...
Poor Monday.
[Only a little]Looove,
Kimmie.
You suck. I mean...wait...that's not fair of me. You got that bad end of the deal because 99% of the time, you are the first day back at work after a few days off. That's no fun.
...and on this day, I'm sunburnt and it hurts to wear a shirt, not to mention a bra. So you're going to be extra miserable today...
Poor Monday.
[Only a little]Looove,
Kimmie.
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3.27.2011
Dear Man
Dear Man,
I am losing my faith... I have done everything but come right out and say, "Your penis. My mouth." What the hell is the deal?! You think I'm just joking? I assure you. I'm not. Stop "hehehe"-ing when I tell you I'd like to make you some cupcakes.
Ugh!!! That is all.
Looove,
Kimmie.
I am losing my faith... I have done everything but come right out and say, "Your penis. My mouth." What the hell is the deal?! You think I'm just joking? I assure you. I'm not. Stop "hehehe"-ing when I tell you I'd like to make you some cupcakes.
Ugh!!! That is all.
Looove,
Kimmie.
Dear Store
Dear Grocery Store,
Your produce section leaves a lot to be desired. For example, freshness. You should probably work on that...
Looove,
Kimmie.
Your produce section leaves a lot to be desired. For example, freshness. You should probably work on that...
Looove,
Kimmie.
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Dear Carhop
Dear Carhop,
I'm sure you're a nice lady, and I'm not trying to make fun of you... For serious! However, I can't decide if that's your real hair or if you are just wearing a blond wig perched atop your head like a hat... O.o
Looove,
Kimmie.
P.S. You are really moving! Keep up the good work! (...and sorry if that is, in fact, your real hair...)
I'm sure you're a nice lady, and I'm not trying to make fun of you... For serious! However, I can't decide if that's your real hair or if you are just wearing a blond wig perched atop your head like a hat... O.o
Looove,
Kimmie.
P.S. You are really moving! Keep up the good work! (...and sorry if that is, in fact, your real hair...)
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Dear MM
Dear Mighty Mouse,
I left your family drama behind months ago. I was ticking along quite nicely without you. I'd like to continue that way.
Forget my name, kthxbai!
Looove,
Kimmie.
I left your family drama behind months ago. I was ticking along quite nicely without you. I'd like to continue that way.
Forget my name, kthxbai!
Looove,
Kimmie.
Dear Readers
Dear New Readers,
I hope you are prepared. You might read letters that leave you thinking, "...I had my mouth open and everything!!" That's just a risk you have to be willing to take when you come here.
For a second, I thought, "Oh shit! Now I'm going to have to sensor..." Nah...I'm not.
It's my blog. I'll blow your mind if I want to.
Looove,
Kimmie.
I hope you are prepared. You might read letters that leave you thinking, "...I had my mouth open and everything!!" That's just a risk you have to be willing to take when you come here.
For a second, I thought, "Oh shit! Now I'm going to have to sensor..." Nah...I'm not.
It's my blog. I'll blow your mind if I want to.
Looove,
Kimmie.
Dear Anyone
Dear Anyone (preferably cute boy...),
I'm pretty sure I have...like...a third degree sunburn. What I need you to do is come rub my back and shoulders down with lotion.
If you're really gentle, I let you rub my front down too. *wink wink*
Looove,
Kimmie.
I'm pretty sure I have...like...a third degree sunburn. What I need you to do is come rub my back and shoulders down with lotion.
If you're really gentle, I let you rub my front down too. *wink wink*
Looove,
Kimmie.
3.25.2011
Dear Friends
Dear Artist Friends,
I'm in need of a tattoo. Like...I might die. Okay...so..I probably won't die...but...whatever...
Moving on.
Please to draw me a sweet tattoo? I've asked...and never heard back from any of you. Two in particular I was hoping to help me out here...and of course, I would compensate you for your time.
Since I'm not getting the car I was looking at, I'm ready to get new ink.
Oy.
Looove,
Kimmie.
I'm in need of a tattoo. Like...I might die. Okay...so..I probably won't die...but...whatever...
Moving on.
Please to draw me a sweet tattoo? I've asked...and never heard back from any of you. Two in particular I was hoping to help me out here...and of course, I would compensate you for your time.
Since I'm not getting the car I was looking at, I'm ready to get new ink.
Oy.
Looove,
Kimmie.
Dear Manly Man
Dear Manly Man,
Soo....I have the house to myself again this weekend...
Wanna come over? *waggles eyebrows*
Looove,
Kimmie.
Soo....I have the house to myself again this weekend...
Wanna come over? *waggles eyebrows*
Looove,
Kimmie.
Dear Blog2Print
Dear Blog2Print,
Genius!! Pure genius! You are just what I needed to close out a certain chapter of my life. When I get my book in, I can delete that blog and not have it slap me in the face every time I log in. I will read that book once, and then file it away with all my old memories.
...and one day, I can print all my letters...for posterity...or something. Haha!
Genius!!
Looove,
Kimmie.
P.S. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I spelled "genius" wrong all three times I typed it in this letter. Aren't I the genuis...(I did it on purpose that time...)
Genius!! Pure genius! You are just what I needed to close out a certain chapter of my life. When I get my book in, I can delete that blog and not have it slap me in the face every time I log in. I will read that book once, and then file it away with all my old memories.
...and one day, I can print all my letters...for posterity...or something. Haha!
Genius!!
Looove,
Kimmie.
P.S. I'm ashamed to admit it, but I spelled "genius" wrong all three times I typed it in this letter. Aren't I the genuis...(I did it on purpose that time...)
Dear Smellies
Dear Smelly Customers,
Please bathe and brush your teeth before you come lean all in my window and breathe all over me. After you leave, I just want to walk through a Lysol shower to get the funk off.
Every morning, I get up (late, usually), take a shower and brush my teeth... Every day. Even if I don't have to work a window and talk to you people directly. It's called good hygene. Learn it. Live it. Love it.
*holding my nose*
Looove,
Kimmie.
Please bathe and brush your teeth before you come lean all in my window and breathe all over me. After you leave, I just want to walk through a Lysol shower to get the funk off.
Every morning, I get up (late, usually), take a shower and brush my teeth... Every day. Even if I don't have to work a window and talk to you people directly. It's called good hygene. Learn it. Live it. Love it.
*holding my nose*
Looove,
Kimmie.
Dear Kimmie
Dear Kimmie,
Stop! (Hammer time?)
No...really...stop worrying about it. Life is entirely too short for regrets. What does your favorite ring say? "Love Life Be Brave".
Do it.
[Tough]Looove,
Kimmie.
Stop! (Hammer time?)
No...really...stop worrying about it. Life is entirely too short for regrets. What does your favorite ring say? "Love Life Be Brave".
Do it.
[Tough]Looove,
Kimmie.
Dear Friday
Dear Friday,
There you are! I've been looking for you for about a week now! You are a sneaky little rascal! Don't play those games with me anymore, you hear?!
Looove,
Kimmie.
There you are! I've been looking for you for about a week now! You are a sneaky little rascal! Don't play those games with me anymore, you hear?!
Looove,
Kimmie.
3.24.2011
Dear Moron
Dear Moron,
You made a lousy first impression. That cost you and your dealership a sale. After I left the dealership, you could have called me and told me that you had me in my dream car with my notes at $200/mo, and I would have told you, "No. Thanks."
Instead, you called me the first day, gave me your spiel, and I told you I wasn't interested. I (lie)told you that I would keep your dealership in mind the next time I decided to try to purchase a car.
You called me the next day, while I was at lunch, then when I had a customer. Then before I could get off work. I called you back, being polite, and reiterated that I was not interested, but that I appreciated you trying to help.
You called me back a third time, at which time I told you that if you called me again, I would never consider your dealership again. I was polite before, it's over. You can tell your boss man, "who made you call again" what I said. If he doesn't believe you, give him my number. I'll inform him myself that I'm not interested, and that it's all your fault.
This is how you lose business...I'm just sayin'.
Looove,
Kimmie.
You made a lousy first impression. That cost you and your dealership a sale. After I left the dealership, you could have called me and told me that you had me in my dream car with my notes at $200/mo, and I would have told you, "No. Thanks."
Instead, you called me the first day, gave me your spiel, and I told you I wasn't interested. I (lie)told you that I would keep your dealership in mind the next time I decided to try to purchase a car.
You called me the next day, while I was at lunch, then when I had a customer. Then before I could get off work. I called you back, being polite, and reiterated that I was not interested, but that I appreciated you trying to help.
You called me back a third time, at which time I told you that if you called me again, I would never consider your dealership again. I was polite before, it's over. You can tell your boss man, "who made you call again" what I said. If he doesn't believe you, give him my number. I'll inform him myself that I'm not interested, and that it's all your fault.
This is how you lose business...I'm just sayin'.
Looove,
Kimmie.
3.22.2011
Dear Sir
Dear Sir,
You, are one annoying individual. I have decided that you lose at life. That is all.
[Not so much]Looove,
Kimmie.
You, are one annoying individual. I have decided that you lose at life. That is all.
[Not so much]Looove,
Kimmie.
3.21.2011
Dear Mr
Dear Mr.,
Please be nice. I'm giving your dealership a chance.
Looove,
Kimmie.
Please be nice. I'm giving your dealership a chance.
Looove,
Kimmie.
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3.19.2011
Dear People
Dear People,
Don't tell me to call you "when I get a chance", and then not answer. That's just rude.
Looove,
Kimmie.
Don't tell me to call you "when I get a chance", and then not answer. That's just rude.
Looove,
Kimmie.
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3.16.2011
Dear Power
Dear Higher Power,
Please be with my cousin who is trying to have a baby. Right now. Our phone keeps ringing at 1:30 in the a.m., and I hope everything is okay. They've been through a lot this past year. I'd appreciate it.
Looove,
Kimmie.
Please be with my cousin who is trying to have a baby. Right now. Our phone keeps ringing at 1:30 in the a.m., and I hope everything is okay. They've been through a lot this past year. I'd appreciate it.
Looove,
Kimmie.
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Dear Fever
Dear New Car Fever,
You...are killing me. I can't sleep for the figures running through my head. I've got indigestion from....oh...that's probably from supper. Still. You're killing me, and it's not like I need help with the not sleeping thing.
Hopefully, soon, I'll rest. (with a new-to me-car in the driveway!)
Looove,
Kimmie.
You...are killing me. I can't sleep for the figures running through my head. I've got indigestion from....oh...that's probably from supper. Still. You're killing me, and it's not like I need help with the not sleeping thing.
Hopefully, soon, I'll rest. (with a new-to me-car in the driveway!)
Looove,
Kimmie.
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3.14.2011
Dear You
Dear You,
Yes...you. I wonder...do you get it when I'm insinuating things? I know she doesn't, but you are much smarter. Do you get the subtle hints? Do you notice how much I want you? If you do, do you want me, too? You told me once that you did. Sometimes, I think I see flashes of it in your eyes.
When you tell me to "bite you", I bite my tongue instead. I want to say something terribly inappropriate, yet...I don't want to get you in trouble. Remember, I told you that I'm a nice girl. That's proof.
Don't tease me. I've already told you that if you cross the line again, it's on.
Looove,
Kimmie.
P.S. Is that what you are hoping for?
Yes...you. I wonder...do you get it when I'm insinuating things? I know she doesn't, but you are much smarter. Do you get the subtle hints? Do you notice how much I want you? If you do, do you want me, too? You told me once that you did. Sometimes, I think I see flashes of it in your eyes.
When you tell me to "bite you", I bite my tongue instead. I want to say something terribly inappropriate, yet...I don't want to get you in trouble. Remember, I told you that I'm a nice girl. That's proof.
Don't tease me. I've already told you that if you cross the line again, it's on.
Looove,
Kimmie.
P.S. Is that what you are hoping for?
3.11.2011
Dear Company
Dear Hair Color Company,
Please put bigger gloves in your box. This is ridiculous. I have big hands with long fingers. I can't help it. It is what it is. You're gloves leave a lot to be desired, and usually bright red color on my skin.
Looove,
Kimmie.
Please put bigger gloves in your box. This is ridiculous. I have big hands with long fingers. I can't help it. It is what it is. You're gloves leave a lot to be desired, and usually bright red color on my skin.
Looove,
Kimmie.
3.10.2011
Dear Motivation
Dear Motivation,
Where are you? I can't seem to find you anywhere! I'm going to get fired.
Not cool!
Looove,
Kimmie.
Where are you? I can't seem to find you anywhere! I'm going to get fired.
Not cool!
Looove,
Kimmie.
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Dear Idiots
Dear Idiots Who Stole My Debit Card Info,
You are so dumb. You are really dumb! I applaud your effort, and you did succeed in making me have to get a new card, but...really? If you are going to pick on someone, you should choose someone who does not work for the bank and have quick access to cancel a card and correct your wrong doing. It's just a wasted effort on your part.
Get a life! Your own!
Looove,
Kimmie.
You are so dumb. You are really dumb! I applaud your effort, and you did succeed in making me have to get a new card, but...really? If you are going to pick on someone, you should choose someone who does not work for the bank and have quick access to cancel a card and correct your wrong doing. It's just a wasted effort on your part.
Get a life! Your own!
Looove,
Kimmie.
Dear Gods
Dear Shiny-New-Car Gods,
Please help me! I'm ready for a new car. Past ready, really. I've found the one I want, and I can't sleep at night for thinking about it. It's so sexy!
I need to get my car detailed this weekend and slap a For Sale sign on it. Please help me to sell it quickly and for what I want. If I can get that, I'll have enough left after paying it off to have a nice down payment.
Looove,
Kimmie.
P.S. I'll take you for a spin if you help a sistah out! ;)
Please help me! I'm ready for a new car. Past ready, really. I've found the one I want, and I can't sleep at night for thinking about it. It's so sexy!
I need to get my car detailed this weekend and slap a For Sale sign on it. Please help me to sell it quickly and for what I want. If I can get that, I'll have enough left after paying it off to have a nice down payment.
Looove,
Kimmie.
P.S. I'll take you for a spin if you help a sistah out! ;)
3.08.2011
Dear Stapler
Dear Snazzy Purple Stapler,
My boss lady bought you for me because she broke the one I had before. She's a bit of a prude, so I'm sure she didn't notice your resemblance to a pocket rocket. I did. ^.^
It makes me snicker every time I look at you.
Looove,
Kimmie.
My boss lady bought you for me because she broke the one I had before. She's a bit of a prude, so I'm sure she didn't notice your resemblance to a pocket rocket. I did. ^.^
It makes me snicker every time I look at you.
Looove,
Kimmie.
Dear Threadless
Dear Threadless,
I just placed an order for, like, a bajillionty dollars. Please be quick with it as my severe case of buyer's remorse is flaring up and threatening to swallow me whole. I know once I get my t-shirts in, I'll feel better about it.
I didn't even get all the shirts that I wanted because it was two bajillionty dollars, at first. I'll place another order eventually.
Looove,
Kimmie.
I just placed an order for, like, a bajillionty dollars. Please be quick with it as my severe case of buyer's remorse is flaring up and threatening to swallow me whole. I know once I get my t-shirts in, I'll feel better about it.
I didn't even get all the shirts that I wanted because it was two bajillionty dollars, at first. I'll place another order eventually.
Looove,
Kimmie.
3.07.2011
Dear Mind
Dear Mind,
You are so perverted. I don't even know what to do with you. I can't even think about cupcakes withought thinking about "cupcakes". I can't even talk about cupcakes without taking it the wrong way. You are insane.
Get out of the gutter.
...but cupcakes are delicious!
Looove,
Kimmie.
You are so perverted. I don't even know what to do with you. I can't even think about cupcakes withought thinking about "cupcakes". I can't even talk about cupcakes without taking it the wrong way. You are insane.
Get out of the gutter.
...but cupcakes are delicious!
Looove,
Kimmie.
Dear Psycho
Dear Psycho,
You do realize you bring this on yourself, right? If you weren't so transparent, we probably wouldn't all pick on you so.
Then again...we probably would...because most of us don't really like you at all.
Looove,
Kimmie.
You do realize you bring this on yourself, right? If you weren't so transparent, we probably wouldn't all pick on you so.
Then again...we probably would...because most of us don't really like you at all.
Looove,
Kimmie.
Dear Boy
Dear Boy,
When my arm is next to yours, and I can see the difference in color, I think dirty thoughts. I remember my leg on your shoulder and noticing the contrast. And, of course, my mind wanders even further then.
Looove,
Kimmie.
P.S. I like to make comments about stuff "just in general", that only you and I would understand...just to make you think about it too, while you're holding her hand.
When my arm is next to yours, and I can see the difference in color, I think dirty thoughts. I remember my leg on your shoulder and noticing the contrast. And, of course, my mind wanders even further then.
Looove,
Kimmie.
P.S. I like to make comments about stuff "just in general", that only you and I would understand...just to make you think about it too, while you're holding her hand.
3.04.2011
Dear Work
Dear Work,
I'm totally slacking right now...writing letters and what-not instead of doing loans. It's Friday and after 1PM. I'm afraid my productivity has run out on me. All I can think about is Girls Night after your day is over, and the weekend.
Please hurry and get to 5 o'clock. I need to be away from you for a bit. Not that I don't love you! I mean...I kinda do. You're decent, and have good benefits (though totally not in a "friends-with-benefits" sort of way...that would be weird.).
Looove,
Kimmie.
I'm totally slacking right now...writing letters and what-not instead of doing loans. It's Friday and after 1PM. I'm afraid my productivity has run out on me. All I can think about is Girls Night after your day is over, and the weekend.
Please hurry and get to 5 o'clock. I need to be away from you for a bit. Not that I don't love you! I mean...I kinda do. You're decent, and have good benefits (though totally not in a "friends-with-benefits" sort of way...that would be weird.).
Looove,
Kimmie.
Dear Kindle
Dear Kindle,
You feed my inner uber nerd. (and I love you for that.) I can't express how much I love you and your ability to put tons of books right at my fingertips.
Since you came in the mail on Tuesday, I have used you every day. Sometimes, more than once. I've already read 3 books, and I have 85 more already loaded just waiting for me to fold into a comfy seat and start reading.
Kindle...you are amazing!
Looove,
Kimmie.
You feed my inner uber nerd. (and I love you for that.) I can't express how much I love you and your ability to put tons of books right at my fingertips.
Since you came in the mail on Tuesday, I have used you every day. Sometimes, more than once. I've already read 3 books, and I have 85 more already loaded just waiting for me to fold into a comfy seat and start reading.
Kindle...you are amazing!
Looove,
Kimmie.
Dear Gmail
Dear Gmail,
I love your SMS Gadget. It allows me to slack off when I should be working and my phone doesn't get service enough for me to text. Also, that it saves conversations so that I can go back later and read them for a good laugh (or a thrill)...excellent!
I just re-read some conversations between "Dear Boy" and I, and I couldn't stop smiling. I remember them like it was yesterday instead of months ago. I remember the way they made me feel, and when I read certain comments, I got the same giggly feeling I got then.
Thank you for keeping the memories alive!
Looove,
Kimmie.
I love your SMS Gadget. It allows me to slack off when I should be working and my phone doesn't get service enough for me to text. Also, that it saves conversations so that I can go back later and read them for a good laugh (or a thrill)...excellent!
I just re-read some conversations between "Dear Boy" and I, and I couldn't stop smiling. I remember them like it was yesterday instead of months ago. I remember the way they made me feel, and when I read certain comments, I got the same giggly feeling I got then.
Thank you for keeping the memories alive!
Looove,
Kimmie.
Dear Boy
Dear Boy,
I have the house to myself this weekend. I'm trying to think of a good way to invite you over.
"Hey! You should come over and we can hang out and watch movies." or...
"Hey! If you come over, I'll make you cupcakes!" or...
"Hey! I want to fuck you.Come over, now."
So...when should I expect you, then?
Looove,
Kimmie.
I have the house to myself this weekend. I'm trying to think of a good way to invite you over.
"Hey! You should come over and we can hang out and watch movies." or...
"Hey! If you come over, I'll make you cupcakes!" or...
"Hey! I want to fuck you.Come over, now."
So...when should I expect you, then?
Looove,
Kimmie.
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