Dear Man

Dear Man,

Naughty naughty... *giggle*

..but it's okay...because I've had a secret crush on you for a while. ;)

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Girl

Dear Girl,

You are not "defying" us...you are costing yourself some really good friendships...over some bullshit.

Tsk tsk tsk...

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Girl

Dear Girl,

I'll make a trade with you. *wink wink*

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Woman

Dear Woman with the Scary Eyebriars,

There is no reason for you to be so rough on my little toes! You made the skin go away on my big toe. What the hell is wrong with you?!?! (...besides your eyebriars...)

[No]Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Girl

Dear Girl,

I'd say I'm sorry for what I did...but I'd likely do it again...

Soo....perhaps...I'm sorry for not being sorry?

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear You

Dear You,

I can't believe it took nearly 8 years for that to happen...

I thought it would be different...I'm not sure how, exactly... I thought it would be weird... It really wasn't.

Merry Christmas!

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Ass

Dear Jackass,

I have zero respect for you at this point.

You are on thin ice.

Tread lightly.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Man

Dear Man,

You will always be my "one that got away" I think... We were suppose to meet... You weren't even the "right" funny guy that was suppose to come to my party. I miss you. I miss us hanging out.

I compare everyone to you.

No one measures up.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Girl

Dear Girl,

What the hell are you doing?

Yes...I'm talking to you.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Boy

Dear Boy,

You have been "demoted". I find it hard to call you a "man" when you won't "man up" and do what you need to do because you are a coward. You are waiting on someone else to do it for you.

I could very quickly tell her what I know about you and you what I know about her and that would probably take care of it, but it's not my responsibility...and I'm not going to worry about it anymore.

I slipped up a few weeks ago...but I promise I won't do it again.

I'm done.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Girl

Dear Girl,

Shame on you!

Shame. On. You.

I defended your "honor"... I'm so disappointed...and hurt...

Do what you have to do...but don't make me look like a fucking fool.

Looove,
Kimmie.