Dear Man

Dear Man,

It makes me so sad to see you so....oblivious...and I miss you, dreadfully. I got pretty down when I saw you pass by today... I hate that.

Please remember me.

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Guy

Dear Guy,

Are you...flirting... with me?

I kinda like it...

Looove,
Kimmie.

Dear Guys

Dear Guys,

Just because I HAVE a vagina doesn't mean you have to use it.

Looove,
Kimmie.