Dear Drunks

Dear Drunk Ass Bitches I Had to Sit Next to at IHOP,

It is NOT okay to ask the waitress where the new dildo shop is. Also, it's not polite to discuss orgasms...or lack there of...at the table.

Looove,
Kimmie.

P. S. Ask the waitress to bring me some more sweet tea, would ya? I've asked 3 times...apparently she's thinking about dildos... *sigh*

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