Dear Tornado,
Thank you for wiping out the water plant. I sincerely appreciate that. There's nothing more that I love in the world than having to take a "whore's bath" and go to work with dirty, skanky hair. You make all my dreams come true.
Looove,
Kimmie.
P.S. That was sarcasm. Asshole.
Dude, when hurricans roll through here and mess everything up, the worst part is having to spend any amount of time with swamp ass, thanks to whore showers. I feel your pain.
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Luckily, I have friends with (running water) benefits!
ReplyDeleteI'd rather be without electricity than water.