Dear Work

Dear Work,

I'm totally slacking right now...writing letters and what-not instead of doing loans.  It's Friday and after 1PM. I'm afraid my productivity has run out on me. All I can think about is Girls Night after your day is over, and the weekend.

Please hurry and get to 5 o'clock. I need to be away from you for a bit. Not that I don't love you! I mean...I kinda do. You're decent, and have good benefits (though totally not in a "friends-with-benefits" sort of way...that would be weird.).

Looove,
Kimmie.