Dear Smellies

Dear Smelly Customers,

Please bathe and brush your teeth before you come lean all in my window and breathe all over me. After you leave, I just want to walk through a Lysol shower to get the funk off.

Every morning, I get up (late, usually), take a shower and brush my teeth... Every day. Even if I don't have to work a window and talk to you people directly. It's called good hygene. Learn it. Live it. Love it.

*holding my nose*
Looove,
Kimmie.