Dear Man

Dear Werewolf Man,

Why are you trying to contact me? We haven't spoken in months. I can't even remember your real name because I took your number out of my phone. The only way I figured out for sure that it was you was because I checked my archived messages and found your number.

You seem like a nice guy, but truthfully, you weird me out...and you are extremely hairy.  I hope life is treating you okay, but please lose my number and forget me.

[No]Looove,
Kimmie.