Dear Moron

Dear Moron,

You made a lousy first impression. That cost you and your dealership a sale. After I left the dealership, you could have called me and told me that you had me in my dream car with my notes at $200/mo, and I would have told you, "No. Thanks."

Instead, you called me the first day, gave me your spiel, and I told you I wasn't interested. I (lie)told you that I would keep your dealership in mind the next time I decided to try to purchase a car.

You called me the next day, while I was at lunch, then when I had a customer. Then before I could get off work. I called you back, being polite, and reiterated that I was not interested, but that I appreciated you trying to help.

You called me back a third time, at which time I told you that if you called me again, I would never consider your dealership again. I was polite before, it's over. You can tell your boss man, "who made you call again" what I said. If he doesn't believe you, give him my number. I'll inform him myself that I'm not interested, and that it's all your fault.

This is how you lose business...I'm just sayin'.

Looove,
Kimmie.